Mommy Pants

I used to wonder why people wear mommy pants (pants with the waist at your actual waist - as in, well above that loose area on my abdomen that was about 2 feet further away from my body 1.5 years ago) ... well now I know!  My new waist is my actual "waist".  No more completely flat stomach.  Now if I wear hiphuggers and low-riders, I have a muffin top.  A true, all the way around, supersoft muffin top.  Options are:

• Eat less = be hungry on top of tired, grumpy, and frazzledazzled.
• Exercise = of my no free time, all of it will be spent sweaty and miserable (more so than usual).
• Mommy pants.

Hello, guess who wins!