Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Mommy Pants

I used to wonder why people wear mommy pants (pants with the waist at your actual waist - as in, well above that loose area on my abdomen that was about 2 feet further away from my body 1.5 years ago) ... well now I know!  My new waist is my actual "waist".  No more completely flat stomach.  Now if I wear hiphuggers and low-riders, I have a muffin top.  A true, all the way around, supersoft muffin top.  Options are:
  • Eat less = be hungry on top of tired, grumpy, and frazzledazzled.
  • Exercise = of my no free time, all of it will be spent sweaty and miserable (more so than usual).
  • Mommy pants.
Hello, guess who wins!

Monday, June 6, 2011

Working Out

I decided the other day that I'm done with my old lady bigger than my big boobs belly.  So I decided to do sit ups first thing in the morning.  As soon as I started, Evan came over and lay on top of me so that I couldn't do a sit up without hitting his head hard with my chin.  After some "discussion" he got up and started bouncing up and down on my pelvis with the full force of his 30 lb turkey leg butt instead - all the while laughing like a madman.  After he did that for a while I got up and noticed that my lower back hurt like crazy from the bouncing.  So that was my workout.  Anyone got suggestions for workouts that you can do with a little drunken master around?